Speak the truth. Roast the résumé.
Get a savage-but-useful recruiter roast, then turn the feedback into a private resume rewrite that actually gets to the point.
Drop the evidence
We'll roast the résumé, not your identity.
Demo mode: no file is uploaded or retained. Analysis provider coming soon.
What you'll get
This is a clearly labeled demo result—not a real analysis of your resume. The future provider belongs on the server, never in a public client URL.
Roastfolio / resume roast
General application edition · Brutal
41
Recruiter-ready score / 100
Stop making recruiters hunt for the plot. Lead with the proof, cut the fog, and let your actual work do the flexing.
Share controls only publish this generated card—not your resume. Keep personal contact details off anything you post.
01 / The opener
“Results-driven professional seeking a challenging opportunity.”
This says absolutely nothing, with real confidence. Your summary has all the personality of a beige waiting room.
Do this instead: Lead with the role you want, your specialty, and one measurable win.
02 / The evidence
“Responsible for social media and various projects.”
Responsible for what, exactly? Guarding the office fern? Recruiters need outcomes, not a list of vague chores.
Do this instead: Name the channel, action, scope, and result: what changed because you were there?
03 / The skills section
“Communication · Leadership · Microsoft Office”
Congratulations: you have listed skills shared by 8 billion people and a spreadsheet from 2004.
Do this instead: Trade generic traits for role-specific tools, methods, and proof in your bullets.
The rules of engagement
Your resume is not a public post. The planned live flow keeps source files out of public URLs and never shares without a deliberate action.
Share the roast card, not the document. It is branded for the group chat and designed to leave your personal details behind.
Your move